Coca-Cola diaries
Day 1
I've decided to cut sugar out of my diet again. To do this I'm going to have to stop drinking Coca-Cola. It's going great so far. I'm not cranky... Although I do have a small head ache. No pain no gain!
Day 2
I wonder if there are any support groups for recovering Coke drinkers. When my alarm went off today I actually got mad at it. Kind of silly if you think of it... Like the alarm was doing it on purpose to irritate me.
When I got to work some one had the nerve to ask me how I was doing. I just stood there glaring until he walked away. My head ache is a little worse today but I think I'm faring well.
Day 3
Fucking alarm! I'll teach it to fuck with me. Grabbing the boxed demon by the tail I spiked it as hard as I could. I spent twenty minutes punching it's shattered body until it was a fine powder. I feel like my head has been smashed open and there's a little goblin stabbing poison daggers into my exposed brain.
Arriving at work I made my way through the sea of caged animals. My jaw clenched and teeth bared I quickly found a cubicle. I tossed it's inhabitant aside. MY CUBICLE! I can get through this. I listened to my walkman for a bit and managed to calm down some. Suddenly a hand touches my shoulder. My head snaps to the side and I bite off the offending hand. Standing up with blood dripping from my chin I tear off my shirt and let out a blood curdling howl. No pain no gain!
Day 1
I've decided to cut sugar out of my diet again. To do this I'm going to have to stop drinking Coca-Cola. It's going great so far. I'm not cranky... Although I do have a small head ache. No pain no gain!
Day 2
I wonder if there are any support groups for recovering Coke drinkers. When my alarm went off today I actually got mad at it. Kind of silly if you think of it... Like the alarm was doing it on purpose to irritate me.
When I got to work some one had the nerve to ask me how I was doing. I just stood there glaring until he walked away. My head ache is a little worse today but I think I'm faring well.
Day 3
Fucking alarm! I'll teach it to fuck with me. Grabbing the boxed demon by the tail I spiked it as hard as I could. I spent twenty minutes punching it's shattered body until it was a fine powder. I feel like my head has been smashed open and there's a little goblin stabbing poison daggers into my exposed brain.
Arriving at work I made my way through the sea of caged animals. My jaw clenched and teeth bared I quickly found a cubicle. I tossed it's inhabitant aside. MY CUBICLE! I can get through this. I listened to my walkman for a bit and managed to calm down some. Suddenly a hand touches my shoulder. My head snaps to the side and I bite off the offending hand. Standing up with blood dripping from my chin I tear off my shirt and let out a blood curdling howl. No pain no gain!
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