I went through the drive-through at McDonalds the other day. I will only go to this one particular McDonalds... the fact that it's the closest to where I work is beside the point. It's always entertaining. If you go in you don't get greeted by the customary soothing McD's muzak, you get gangster rap. Ask for a big mac without sauce. Here's what happens: "Hi there friendly McDonalds employee! I would like a Big Mac without sauce please and thank you" Turning to the back of the store the nice lady screams "No fucking sauce on the mutha fucking mac bitch!!!"... but I digress... In the drive through I place the order and move up to the pay window. I'm welcomed with "Man it sucks to work here, I'm like the only minority working here... well... everyone's black but I'm the only immigrant." I sit there stunned but laughing. I tell him I don't know what to say to that. I hear a woman in the back yell something. I know her. I tell him that. He asks "Does she flirt with you? She flirts with everyone" To her he screams "Hey Collete, you're a whore" turning back to me he mumbles something about fat shakazulu and takes my money. I think all McDonalds stores should have this kind of service. You should go.
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