In the last week I:
-Stopped smoking.
-celebrated Canada day.
-Had a quiet Independance day at work.
-Lived through the aftermath of independance day at work (both the fifth and sixth).
Let me go in to detail for you. I decided to quit smoking last wednesday, july the first (Canada day) being the first full day of me being smoke free. I decided to get the patch to assist. Well, it worked. These patches completely killed my cravings for cigarettes. I got Life brand patches which saved me ten dollars when compared with Nicoderm patches. I will be updating this post with an image of the box later as I am in my class currently.
I can't remember what I did during the day on Canada day... but my girlfriend and I ate dinner with my parents before heading out to find a good place to see the fireworks on Capital Hill. We found a nice place on the Aviation Parkway and set up our chairs. A lady had set herself up in front of us... well we set ourselves up behind her. ANYWAYS. She lit up the most enormous delicious smelling cigarette I have EVER seen. Here's where it gets weird. As I'm staring at it it seemed to enlarge slowly and engulf me... the smoke was all wafting right up my nose. I took one deep breath before my brain told my lungs to stop breathing. I actually became scared to breath it in. This is how I know I was ready to quit. My girlfriend has been most supportive as she is a non-smoker. Her help has been appreciated.
July the fourth (Independance Day in the U.S.) affected me at work as we provide technical support to a U.S. ISP. It was very quiet and I found work to be quite relaxing. It wasn't slow and it wasn't busy.
The yesterday and today are a whole different story. If you live in the States I think I should warn you that your government may have pumped retard juice in to the water supply. So consult a a doctor if you think you may have been affected. I'll give you some of the symptoms:
-It makes sense to you that you should contact us from work because you can't get on-line at home.
-It makes sense to you that you should contact us about phone service.
-You cannot grasp that you will need to call in (I provide chat support) to get your password when told we have absolutely no access to password through chats.
-You think that begging for the password will suddenly give us access to passwords.
-You think that telling us how much you pay each month will suddenly give us access to passwords.
-You think the supervisor will have access to passwords.
-If you think threatening to cancel your internet service will force us (internet technical support chat) to provide tech support for your car.
If you have one or more of the above symptoms and/or don't understand why said symptoms should be a frightening sign a malady CONTACT A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY. There are more symptoms but they are far too numerous to list here. Don't get me wrong. I'm not anti-American, I just happen to deal with Americans at their worst all day at work. I'm anti-idiot. Whatever your nationality may be.
-Stopped smoking.
-celebrated Canada day.
-Had a quiet Independance day at work.
-Lived through the aftermath of independance day at work (both the fifth and sixth).
Let me go in to detail for you. I decided to quit smoking last wednesday, july the first (Canada day) being the first full day of me being smoke free. I decided to get the patch to assist. Well, it worked. These patches completely killed my cravings for cigarettes. I got Life brand patches which saved me ten dollars when compared with Nicoderm patches. I will be updating this post with an image of the box later as I am in my class currently.
I can't remember what I did during the day on Canada day... but my girlfriend and I ate dinner with my parents before heading out to find a good place to see the fireworks on Capital Hill. We found a nice place on the Aviation Parkway and set up our chairs. A lady had set herself up in front of us... well we set ourselves up behind her. ANYWAYS. She lit up the most enormous delicious smelling cigarette I have EVER seen. Here's where it gets weird. As I'm staring at it it seemed to enlarge slowly and engulf me... the smoke was all wafting right up my nose. I took one deep breath before my brain told my lungs to stop breathing. I actually became scared to breath it in. This is how I know I was ready to quit. My girlfriend has been most supportive as she is a non-smoker. Her help has been appreciated.
July the fourth (Independance Day in the U.S.) affected me at work as we provide technical support to a U.S. ISP. It was very quiet and I found work to be quite relaxing. It wasn't slow and it wasn't busy.
The yesterday and today are a whole different story. If you live in the States I think I should warn you that your government may have pumped retard juice in to the water supply. So consult a a doctor if you think you may have been affected. I'll give you some of the symptoms:
-It makes sense to you that you should contact us from work because you can't get on-line at home.
-It makes sense to you that you should contact us about phone service.
-You cannot grasp that you will need to call in (I provide chat support) to get your password when told we have absolutely no access to password through chats.
-You think that begging for the password will suddenly give us access to passwords.
-You think that telling us how much you pay each month will suddenly give us access to passwords.
-You think the supervisor will have access to passwords.
-If you think threatening to cancel your internet service will force us (internet technical support chat) to provide tech support for your car.
If you have one or more of the above symptoms and/or don't understand why said symptoms should be a frightening sign a malady CONTACT A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY. There are more symptoms but they are far too numerous to list here. Don't get me wrong. I'm not anti-American, I just happen to deal with Americans at their worst all day at work. I'm anti-idiot. Whatever your nationality may be.
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