Freegan
The ever elusive cigarette freegan. Spotted in the wild outskirts of my workplace. As I watched he succesfully foraged six or seven partially used cigarettes.
His clean khaki accoutrements indicate that he is of an ever rarer breed. The Khakied sneak breed to be precise. They are known for being able to afford smoking but in order to deny that they are actually smokers they never buy any. They "bum" them off friends and co-workers or scavenge for them when friends and co-workers are not around.
When asked why they don't smoke the answer will invariably be: "I'm only a social smoker".
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